One of my loves! Sweet Sam or Mr. Sam I Am. I love how he sports his chest hair with pride. I might have to start calling him my little man!
The Howling Penner Brothers. The boys howl when I leave the house and leave them home alone. It’s the saddest sound in the world. Now we’re working on howling on command. Every morning the boys have to work for their breakfast. Some days they put on a good show, and sometimes they just yip a bit, but it’s all fun.
Hephzibah: I’m worried about Mom.
Sweet Sam: How so?
Hephzibah: She keeps talking about how lonely she is. The conversation always ends with her wishing for a man in her life.
Sweet Sam: Hell’s bell’s, we have to nip that in the bud.
Hephzibah: That’s what I’m thinking, we need to stay a single parent family. We are NOT sharing a bed!
Sweet Sam: Well, Big Bro, what’s the plan?
Hephzibah: I’m pretty sure a shiny new pickup truck is on the list of “must have’s” for a potential mate, so I’ll pee on all the tires before he even opens the door. You do anything that involves cow shit and your entire body.
Sweet Sam: Sweet!! Can do.
Hephzibah: If that fails, I’ve got a Plan B. Pee on him.
Sweet Sam: Excellent. Good talk H!